Is this some kind of cruel joke? Your baby finally drifts off to sleep, and there you are, wide awake, staring at the ceiling, unable to catch a wink. People say, “Sleep when the baby sleeps.” Sure, if only your body would cooperate! For many, this isn’t just a...
Making Sense of Matrescence
Insatiable Hunger | Sh** No One Warns You About: Postpartum Edition
Your baby isn’t the only one who will be ravenous at all hours during those early days and weeks—yes, even months—of postpartum. You might find yourself feeling even hungrier than you did while pregnant, especially if you’re breastfeeding or body-feeding. Why You Are...
Intrusive or Scary Thoughts | Sh** No One Warns You About: Postpartum Edition
Intrusive or scary thoughts can be incredibly overwhelming, especially in those early months of parenting. You might find yourself worried about falling down the stairs with the baby, accidentally throwing them out of a window, or even having disturbing thoughts that...
Myth Of Loving Every Minute Of Parenting | Sh** No One Warns You About: Postpartum Edition
Let’s talk about a myth that’s been floating around: the idea that you should love every single minute of being a parent. How many times were you told during pregnancy or in those early postpartum days, “Make sure you love every minute!” or “Oh, you’ll love every...
Myth Of Love At First Sight With Your Baby | Sh** No One Warns You About: Postpartum Edition
Let’s clear the air about something that’s often shrouded in unrealistic expectations: the instant bond with your baby. Society tells us that the moment we meet our newborn, we should be overwhelmed with love. But here’s the truth—this isn’t the reality for many new...
Postpartum Shaking | Sh** No One Warns You About: Postpartum Edition
So, you’ve just given birth and instead of basking in a magical newborn glow, you find yourself shaking like you’re naked in the middle of a Minnesota snowstorm—or perhaps like your bed is having its own mini-earthquake. Don’t worry; this is a common experience, and...
Anal Spasms | Sh** No One Warns You About: Postpartum Edition
When postpartum life hits, it might come with a surprise you didn’t expect: a tight-ass reality check! 🤪 Your pelvic floor, which you might have thought would be relaxed, can actually tighten up like a vault. This is especially true if you’ve experienced tears or...
Tailbone Pain | Sh** No One Warns You About: Postpartum Edition
Cheers to you! You’ve just created a tiny human, and as a special bonus, you get the delightful gift of tailbone pain. Yup, that’s right—feels like you sat on a porcupine, doesn’t it? Welcome to the postpartum rewards program, where pushing a watermelon out of your...